I just accidentally sang the line, “Lately I’ve been thinking about you,” from Breakfast at Tiffany’s by Nylo as, “Lately I’ve been drinking about you.”
Letzzzz be real doe, my version is probably more accurate.
"When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something."
— (via c-rystvllised)
"You drink about it, smoke about it, don’t talk about it."
— Ella Eyre (via 1112pm)
really annoying autocorrections my phone makes
- bish —> bush
- fuck —> duck
- jess —> jesus
- tiffyboo —> turnip
- ANY FUCKING COMBINATION OF NUMBERS —> 657584023492033847 (I SWEAR TO GOD, I DON’T KNOW WHY IT DOES THIS)
babe i think i really really need ya
calls me drunk at 4am on a monday bcuz we're best friends forever
- S: Should I make my 4 piece pasta?
- L: Yes. Your life has already hit rock bottom so you might as well be a fat shit.
- S: Thanks, Lindsey, you're the truest nixxa. I can always count on you.
sounds I’m tired of hearing
1. The fucking tune the hospital plays when they put you on hold, and
2. the fucking tone when the line is busy.