what happens when you take an international...
R: Dude, Lindsey, did you know that when you ask for butter on your popcorn they literally pour butter on it?
Me: Um, yeah.
H: Also, you should have seen him when we got to the popcorn counter. He's like, 'I think I'm going to get caramel popcorn,' and I'm like, 'Um, they don't have that.'
R: This is disgusting.
Me: Welcome to America!
SPRING BREAK DAY 2
and then we watched THE HUNGER GAMES, which was glorious. So all in all, it was a grand day.
SPRING BREAK DAY 1
Me: There's a really bad smell in our hallway right now and I don't know what it is.
Mom: Maybe someone killed someone else and then they hid them in a closet.
Me: ......why would you say that why stop it
so today this happened:
i broke up with physics then cut my hair
guys I’m in a car on my way to the mall and we’re listening to the radio and the beginning chords for “set fire to the rain” came on and I don’t even think I can explain the wave of excitement that overcame my body as I prepared myself to belt out my soul
heliotrophic asked: Your blog is DELIGHTFUL. Not in a kitsch, cute way but in a way with which i am utterly obsessed.Well now I've got that of my chest i'm going to emit an awkward thank you and sweep away back to reality. adieu!
che-rish asked: Just so you know, you just keep on inspiring me. Keep being the awesome you, okay? Hope your exams go well! Fight on!
i say no to bullshit
On Monday, during my oral exam, I told my IHum TF that reading Dante’s Inferno, Purgatorio, and Paradiso this quarter helped encourage me to persevere through this rough quarter. That’s the kind of statement that I would have automatically thought was BULLSHITTTT in high school if someone told me they said that. But it honestly wasn’t; I had meant it. In college, everything...
Physics final in 30 minutes
Me: So I've made a decision: I'm gonna PASS THIS CLASS.
J: Nice. You been studying?
Me: Yeah slowly and painfully I'm just gonna throw random formulas onto the page if I get stuck and I mean one of them has to work right?
J: Umm, yeah I guess
Me: I need you to sound more confident in my new test taking strategy please
J: THAT WILL DOMINATE TESTS LIKE NO STRATEGY BEFORE!! LET'S HOPE THAT PHYSICS TEST IS PREPARED FOR THE ASS WHOOPING YOU ARE ABOUT TO SERVE!!!!!!
I really hope there’s cake at dinner tonight.
and this is how we shall take on finals
“And therefore stand up; conquer your panting with the spirit that conquers in every battle, if it does not let the heavy body crush it down. A longer ladder must we climb; it is not enough to have left those others behind. If you understand me, now act so that it may help you.” I stood up then, pretending to be better furnished with breath than I felt, and said: “Go, for I am...
‘Is your mind so distracted,’ asked the master, ‘that you have slowed your pace? Why do you care that they are whispering? ‘Just follow me and let the people talk. Be more like a sturdy tower that does not tremble in the fiercest wind. ‘For any man who lets one thought— and then another—take him over will soon lose track of his first goal.’ ...