April 9, 2012
Advertisement in The Stanford Daily on April 6, 2012 At first I was like, “This is a joke,” but then others said they’ve seen it before and then I was like, “Maybe this is real, I don’t even know what to think or feel beyond the initial thought of ‘THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY RIDICULOUS IT CANNOT BE REAL LIFE’ replaying over and over followed by a few snorts of laughter.”

Advertisement in The Stanford Daily on April 6, 2012

At first I was like, “This is a joke,” but then others said they’ve seen it before and then I was like, “Maybe this is real, I don’t even know what to think or feel beyond the initial thought of ‘THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY RIDICULOUS IT CANNOT BE REAL LIFE’ replaying over and over followed by a few snorts of laughter.”

11:37am
The Stanford Daily Stanford college newspaper advertisements lol 
February 21, 2012
buddy's back!
Me: Seriously Buddy, I don't know what I'm going to do if I fail these next two midterms too. I'm going to have to change my major. I'm going to crawl into a cave and never come out again.
Buddy: Don't do that. Even bears come out of their caves eventually.
6:12pm
LOL 
February 6, 2012
found this on yelp while googling “ramen in rice cooker”

found this on yelp while googling “ramen in rice cooker”

12:17pm
LOL supermom goodparenting that's how you do it ramen rice cooker yelp parenting 
January 23, 2012
where's a ruler
Me: Dude I'm like fucked on the hw cause I talked to a cute boy for an hour and now I'm panicking to do it but I don't have something to measure the distance [of the penny's fall] with!
C: Ask the cute boy how long his dick is and see if you can work with that.
12:45pm
LOL collegeproblems